Trevous Stineman

Sarah Waldron, reporter

Name: Trevous Stineman

Nicknames:  Taco, Taco Lettuce, T.L., T.O., Stine, Stiney

Birthday: May 29,1999

Best friends: Hayden Lazzari, Justin Armstrong, Derek Mundell, Sean Hughes

Favorite underclassmen: Bart, Thad, Andy, Moose, Jac, Dales, Currence

Theme song: Homegrown by Zac Brown Band

Favorite band/singer: Zac Brown Band

Favorite sports team: Green Bay Packers, Boston Red Sox, Boston Celtics

Favorite season: Summer

Favorite restaurant: Perkins

Favorite open lunch spot: Burger King

Strongest school subject: Math

Sports/clubs: Football

Favorite food: Kraft Mac and Cheese

iPhone or Android? iPhone

Post high school plans: Figure out what I’m doing with my life

Something interesting that no one knows about you: I can pick certain objects up with my feet

Plans for summer 2017: Get a 6-pack

What quote do you live by?  If you want to succeed as badly as you want to breathe, then you will be successful.

Tell us a joke: A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “why the long face?”

Advice to underclassmen: If you have friends that aren’t helping you become a better person, are they really your friends?

Funniest high school moment: *READ THIS* So Hayden, Julian and I are in the weight room trying to get big. Hayden walks into to the belt room and finds two of the huge resistance rubber bands tied together. He hatches the idea of one person on one end of the band and someone else on the other side of the band and each person would run away from each other; so basically a game of tug-of-war but the band would be around our shoulders like a backpack. Now keep in mind this resistance band looks like it’s seen some better days; it had to have been as old as Ernie Grekis. So in my mind I’m thinking this thing’s gonna snap any minute, so I don’t participate. Hayden challenges some more people as they pass by through the gym. At this point I’m thinking maybe the band won’t snap. So probably after the fifth or sixth person goes with Hayden I step up to the gauntlet and challenge Hayden. Someone counts us down we both take off trying to get the upper hand. Well believe it or not our matchup was the breaking point for the rubber band. Now imagine one of your friends taking one of those little rubber bands and snapping you on the arm with it, it’s like a little pinch, right? Well now imagine your friend taking a rubber band about 100 times bigger than that little rubber band and stretching it from foul line to foul line and letting it go… That’s exactly what happened to me. Hayden and I took off dead sprint and got to a stalemate, right when I was about to give up the band snaps on Hayden’s end and goes zooming across the basketball court for the center of my back. The band ends up whipping me dead center in the middle of my back and leaving a welt from my shoulder blades to my lower back. The welt didn’t go away for maybe a month and I couldn’t lay on my back. That day I learned two things: one, don’t trust rubber bands that are old as dirt, and two, don’t always assume big rubber bands don’t snap.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Telekinesis

Favorite article of clothing: Shorts

Do you have or would you get a tattoo? If so, what would it be?  If I got a tattoo I would get the most badass bulldog you’ve ever seen

What is in your pocket/ purse right now? Wallet, Keys, Phone

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?   Sailing off to sea in a beautiful sail boat

Besides books, what has been in your locker the longest? Gum

The dumbest piece of trivial information that you know: It takes one tree to make a million matches but it only takes one match to destroy a million trees.

If your life was a board game, which would it be? Monopoly

One thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already: Workshop

Three things I would take if stranded on a desert island: Lighter, blanket, pocket knife

What are your fears?  My fear is not living up to my full potential

What are your pet peeves? Your own bad habits? Pet peeves are seeing people make fun of other people’s appearances. My own bad habit is procrastination.

What is the meaning of life?  Being happy with who you are.